I’ve had to deal with a lot of IVRs in my life. We all have to. It’s one of the modern age plagues; equal to locusts and lice in ‘inconvenience’ and a lot more difficult to get rid of.
They should take Rat’s advice and just tell us that they’re playing with our minds. Everyone would save so much time.
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