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7 things to try and say when you’re hungover. (Nothing else will get you out of it faster.)

1.)
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Here’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.

2.)
She sells seashells by the seashore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I’m sure she sells seashore shells.

3.)
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

4.)
Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone.

5.)
She stood on the balcony inexplicably mimicking him hiccoughing,
And amicably welcoming him home.

6.)
Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
Imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.

7.)
A skunk sat on a stump,
And thunk the stump stunk
But the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

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